Womb of Lilithu
Fuck it, last years green is coming back

Fuck it, last years green is coming back

My @killstarco maxi dress has come. I LOVE it!

My @killstarco maxi dress has come. I LOVE it!

deadbydaylight:

you may sit with us nevermore

deadbydaylight:

you may sit with us nevermore

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

Today is not the day we will lose the tortoise in the garden!

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

Today is not the day we will lose the tortoise in the garden!

thewhimsyturtle:

Exciting news: We are featured as a Trending Blog on Tumblr!! We are immensely flattered. Hello and welcome to all of our new followers!

We were going to do a special post when we hit 1000 followers, but we just went from 736 followers to over 4500 followers in one night!!! And still counting!! Lunchbox would be so proud: Tortle world domination plans zooming ahead at warp speed!

Mommy is spluttering incoherently in amazement. I put on my spiffy top hat* to celebrate! Thank you, awesome followers! This top hat photoshoot is specially for you!

(We are curious: How are Trending Blogs chosen? What triggered this fantastic flood of tortle love?!)

* This is the same top hat from my New Year’s photoshoot (parts 1, 2, and 3)!

Oh myfreaking god, my torts need HATS

mangomusings:

Happy Easter friends! My peeps made eggs last night. They said they are for eating which I hope is true because I really don’t think I can handle more peeps.

thewhimsyturtle:

All tuckered out from my Easter adventures!

thewhimsyturtle:

All tuckered out from my Easter adventures!

The bank holiday saw me watch 3 series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Its not even good but I couldn’t stop watching it. And I had faves, and I had people I hated and argh!

I found myself trying to runway walk around the house and now that I am back within society at work I am using words like “extravangaza”, saying “bitch please” a lot and “gurrrrrrrrrl”.

Send help please