Womb of Lilithu
When I first got these two I went on to people, I’d go on about how calm and quiet and relaxing they are. I take it all back, they are little, attention seeking terrors! And I wouldn’t have it any other way :3

When I first got these two I went on to people, I’d go on about how calm and quiet and relaxing they are. I take it all back, they are little, attention seeking terrors! And I wouldn’t have it any other way :3

Proof Chuck has a) definitely grown in the year we’ve had him and b) is a massive derp

Darth is one of the only species of tort that can swim, so today was his first swimming lesson. I can’t handle the cute <3

sannam:

I’m trying to get a friend to watch Breaking Bad.

No.5 is the only think that tempts me to start!

wafflesworld:

Waffles bakes a black forest cake!
P.S. I didn’t actually eat any of the cake. It is bad for me and will hurt my belly. I did enjoy posing though and was rewarded with a hibiscus!

omg Waffles look how little you are here! I was looking for tortoise cakes and you popped up ! :P

rate-my-reptile:

the-will-of-maria:

I asked my mom to make me a cake, but she made me a turtle instead

wahat a whallston’s image, a Spittin Timmage! Grat job mom thanks mom for the Mom! 9.7/10

Expectations in a couple of weeks time

Oh, hello new Venom dress. I love you #veraeyecandy @_eyecandy #venom

Oh, hello new Venom dress. I love you #veraeyecandy @_eyecandy #venom

Rare 1993 original pressing. £30 ono #suffocation #deathmetal #vinyl #forsale #roadrunner

Rare 1993 original pressing. £30 ono #suffocation #deathmetal #vinyl #forsale #roadrunner

fraeuleinzombie:

Tried khaleesi hair.

fraeuleinzombie:

Tried khaleesi hair.