you may sit with us nevermore
Today is not the day we will lose the tortoise in the garden!
Exciting news: We are featured as a Trending Blog on Tumblr!! We are immensely flattered. Hello and welcome to all of our new followers!
We were going to do a special post when we hit 1000 followers, but we just went from 736 followers to over 4500 followers in one night!!! And still counting!! Lunchbox would be so proud: Tortle world domination plans zooming ahead at warp speed!
Mommy is spluttering incoherently in amazement. I put on my spiffy top hat* to celebrate! Thank you, awesome followers! This top hat photoshoot is specially for you!
(We are curious: How are Trending Blogs chosen? What triggered this fantastic flood of tortle love?!)
Oh myfreaking god, my torts need HATS
Happy Easter friends! My peeps made eggs last night. They said they are for eating which I hope is true because I really don’t think I can handle more peeps.
The bank holiday saw me watch 3 series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Its not even good but I couldn’t stop watching it. And I had faves, and I had people I hated and argh!
I found myself trying to runway walk around the house and now that I am back within society at work I am using words like “extravangaza”, saying “bitch please” a lot and “gurrrrrrrrrl”.
Send help please